Saturday, March 04, 2006

A Beginner's Guide to Mental Explosives!

Grab yourself some beer goggles for a crystal clear view!

Did you know that you are naturally delusional? That's okay--I am here to help you blow your mind. If you keep reading, your 'Mind's Eye' will never be the same: your world will instantly be transformed. This blog's goal is to be the convenient source of the explosives you need to pack inside your head. It will be up to you to detonate the charge: I encourage you to have the required 'big brass balls'. Think: Nuts & Beer, Nuts & Beer to overcome our Deluded Denial.

Got a beer yet? Grab yourself a 'Nectar of the Gods' if you wish to join the Mental Destruction. Every future cool, refreshing sip will forever remind you of the info available here. We are no smarter than the yeast that stupidly died to create your tastebuds' refreshment.

Jay Hanson, my mentor, has a website called www.Dieoff.com that explains it all. Please bookmark it into your favorites along with Matt Savinar's www.LifeAfterTheOilCrash.net , and www.EnergyBulletin.net. These will get you started and help you understand what I am going to be ranting endlessly about. The following links are to excellent forums: www.TheOilDrum.com [for technical discussions], and the Yahoo groups: EnergyResources, RunningOnEmptyTwo, and AlasBabylon.

I have been posting for a few years in the Yahoo Groups, and recently at theOilDrum [TOD]. I hope to get some of my best stuff here over time, and add much more. I have seen some of my earlier material reposted at Italian websites, and plagiarized elsewhere, so somebody must find it thought-expanding. I pledge to continue this explosive trend.

Jay Hanson has a Yahoo forum called Dieoff_Q&A, but he does not tolerate fools. I recommend reading his homepage first, then lurking for awhile before posting anything. He take frequent vacations [lucky duck!], so he, at times, shuts down accepting new postings, but you can always browse the archives. He is widely acknowledged by other websites and blogs to be the Master-Blaster, I hope to be another source.

Okey-Dokey! That should be enough to get your initial explosive charge. I recommend an occasional set of beer goggles to keep your brains from spilling out your eye sockets while I try and figure out all the bells and whistles of this blogtool and posting more. Stay tuned up! No Driving Allowed because I predict you will be too mentally stunned to move out of your chair. Do you think you are Smarter than Yeast?